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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Wake Up!


Hey, wake up already!

The third and final semester is around the corner.

Stop being a day dream lantern.

It’s time to wake up!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

What if I'm a bad guy?

We can’t get the full picture of a particular person just with our first impression right? We tend to judge people by their appearance; same as here. He he.

Uh oh, that guy looks so handsome, he must be very kind. And look at this guy, he is very ugly and look at his face, ew, perverted face, so he must be a bad guy. We used to judge the books from its cover right? Yes, no doubts about that some of them are really suiting their personality, a face of scum with snatch thief as a job; hell yeah full package of trash. Then, how about a serial rapper with an angel face?

Ask yourself on how you judge people. It’s not my forte either. Human are unpredictable.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

FYI


You know what?

I will if you will.

Suicide

I felt pity and sick at the same time when I see someone smokes.

Slowly breathe in and out the repulsive smoke, destroying every single cell in their body.

Its not I hate them because they made me as a passive smoker, but they are killing their self slowly.

It is a suicide; an open suicide.

Yeah, I understand that smoking is not easy to stop, it’s addictive.

But try to think about your future, every time you smoke, without you realize it or not, you are shortening your life span.

Think wisely, end up your life in easy way, die because of nature OR end up your self in the worst scenario due to the heart attack, lung cancer and other disease.

Prevention is better than cure.

Friday, May 21, 2010

I wont post anything nasty, but hear this...

Hate Me

By:

Blue October

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Run Baby Run

Ready.

Set.

Go.

*after 15 minutes*

Ugh, since when running become so boring?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Stalker

Hey, am I a stalker? Uh no, I’m not.

Then how about you? Are you a stalker?

Maybe we can use other term right? Investigation would be a nice term. Ha ha.

Tumpang Lalu, Beruk Putih Nak Lalu

A friend of mine told me this story, about a funny yet shockingly incident involving his friend’s granny in Australia. Well, it happened when his friend’s family was escorting him to the University of Melbourne to continue his study in Medic. And his granny was there too. His granny was from Kelantan, purely Kelantan.

After they had done with the “delivery” stuff at Melbourne, they were planning on taking a tour around there. They had a lot of fun including the granny. On the way back to the Melbourne, they took a train. And at that moment, when a lot of people were rushing going in and out of the train, the granny couldn’t find any empty chair to sit on.

She thought that everyone else would give her their sit for her sake. Well, you know, for the old woman like her right? But unfortunately no one did that. Maybe the differences of cultures perhaps? Suddenly, she saw one single empty sit. She was rushing walking to the empty sit, (how fast old woman walk?) but unfortunately again, that sit was taken by a tall man; of course he was a local citizen around there. She was very pissed off.

Menate beruk putih nie, aku nok duduk pun tok se?” she said in her Kelantan accent. There were a lot of repulsive things she said to that man and I can't remember all of them, sorry guys. And that man, just kept ignoring her like she wasn’t there. This white monkey couldn’t understand what I’m saying, the granny thought.

After a few terminals, that man finally stands on his feet. And the granny was blocking his way to get out of the train. He took a deep breath and then he said, “Tumpang lalu, beruk putih nak lalu”.

“…” the granny was in great shock as she was speechless at that moment.

p/s: even a foreigner knew our mother tongue. ouch.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Between S, L and XXL

Ah, I just got back from the gym. Yeah, still in the progress. Here, I can see a lot of human who want to loss their weight. But, I’m here to gain weight and muscle (of course). Sometimes, their made me chuckled. Ha ha. And sometimes, I impressed with them.

Well, some of them are really in XXL size, fat. Sorry, that is the truth. But, at least they are willing to loss their weight and regain their normal size.

Meanwhile, some of them are very skinny. The funniest part was when he always embraced himself in front of the mirror after every single time he had done lifting the dumbbell. Ha ha. Your muscle ain’t gonna burst in split of second bro. It will take a lot of time to transform that skinny body.

Speaking of gym, of course it is the place where people with big muscle loafing around. Yeah, same as here; they are always here. Some of them are muscle builder, wow that’s so cool.

And today’s workout was so terrible. I don’t know what’s wrong with my body; it feels like I was going to throw or something at that moment. Over do; yeah maybe that’s the reason behind this problem.

Tea Boo

“Puan, kitorang lupa buat teh”, the male worker in yellow cloth said to his boss.

“Lupa?” the female boss answered the question with another question.

He he. Don’t worry, tea boo will save me, the worker thought.

“DIE YOUR MORON!” cried the angry female boss while throwing some knifes to that worker.

*Ha ha. It’s funny if that advertisement turns out into something like this.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Microorganism


This is Earth right? Of course. Its big right? Yeah, it is a big and beautiful planet.


Um, so this is the scale between our Earth and another planets in our galaxy. Still pretty big isn't? Yeah, bigger than Mars, Mercury and Pluto.

Err, now we are getting smaller. Uranus is big, but Saturn and Jupiter are HUGE!

Okay, okay. Now we are getting smaller and smaller. Ow, our Earth is just like a tiny black dot? Ugh, that is our Earth, then how about us? Pluto is almost invisible compare to the great Sun.

Uh oh. How about this? The great Sun compare to the Sirius, Pollux and Arcturus? Ow, ow. We are just like the smallest microorganism created by God.