Ready.
Set.
Go.
*after 15 minutes*
Ugh, since when running become so boring?
Go.
*after 15 minutes*
Ugh, since when running become so boring?
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Stalker
Hey, am I a stalker? Uh no, I’m not.
Then how about you? Are you a stalker?
Maybe we can use other term right? Investigation would be a nice term. Ha ha.
Then how about you? Are you a stalker?
Maybe we can use other term right? Investigation would be a nice term. Ha ha.
Tumpang Lalu, Beruk Putih Nak Lalu
A friend of mine told me this story, about a funny yet shockingly incident involving his friend’s granny in Australia. Well, it happened when his friend’s family was escorting him to the University of Melbourne to continue his study in Medic. And his granny was there too. His granny was from Kelantan, purely Kelantan.
After they had done with the “delivery” stuff at Melbourne, they were planning on taking a tour around there. They had a lot of fun including the granny. On the way back to the Melbourne, they took a train. And at that moment, when a lot of people were rushing going in and out of the train, the granny couldn’t find any empty chair to sit on.
She thought that everyone else would give her their sit for her sake. Well, you know, for the old woman like her right? But unfortunately no one did that. Maybe the differences of cultures perhaps? Suddenly, she saw one single empty sit. She was rushing walking to the empty sit, (how fast old woman walk?) but unfortunately again, that sit was taken by a tall man; of course he was a local citizen around there. She was very pissed off.
“Menate beruk putih nie, aku nok duduk pun tok se?” she said in her Kelantan accent. There were a lot of repulsive things she said to that man and I can't remember all of them, sorry guys. And that man, just kept ignoring her like she wasn’t there. This white monkey couldn’t understand what I’m saying, the granny thought.
After a few terminals, that man finally stands on his feet. And the granny was blocking his way to get out of the train. He took a deep breath and then he said, “Tumpang lalu, beruk putih nak lalu”.
“…” the granny was in great shock as she was speechless at that moment.
p/s: even a foreigner knew our mother tongue. ouch.
After they had done with the “delivery” stuff at Melbourne, they were planning on taking a tour around there. They had a lot of fun including the granny. On the way back to the Melbourne, they took a train. And at that moment, when a lot of people were rushing going in and out of the train, the granny couldn’t find any empty chair to sit on.
She thought that everyone else would give her their sit for her sake. Well, you know, for the old woman like her right? But unfortunately no one did that. Maybe the differences of cultures perhaps? Suddenly, she saw one single empty sit. She was rushing walking to the empty sit, (how fast old woman walk?) but unfortunately again, that sit was taken by a tall man; of course he was a local citizen around there. She was very pissed off.
“Menate beruk putih nie, aku nok duduk pun tok se?” she said in her Kelantan accent. There were a lot of repulsive things she said to that man and I can't remember all of them, sorry guys. And that man, just kept ignoring her like she wasn’t there. This white monkey couldn’t understand what I’m saying, the granny thought.
After a few terminals, that man finally stands on his feet. And the granny was blocking his way to get out of the train. He took a deep breath and then he said, “Tumpang lalu, beruk putih nak lalu”.
“…” the granny was in great shock as she was speechless at that moment.
p/s: even a foreigner knew our mother tongue. ouch.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Between S, L and XXL
Ah, I just got back from the gym. Yeah, still in the progress. Here, I can see a lot of human who want to loss their weight. But, I’m here to gain weight and muscle (of course). Sometimes, their made me chuckled. Ha ha. And sometimes, I impressed with them.
Well, some of them are really in XXL size, fat. Sorry, that is the truth. But, at least they are willing to loss their weight and regain their normal size.
Meanwhile, some of them are very skinny. The funniest part was when he always embraced himself in front of the mirror after every single time he had done lifting the dumbbell. Ha ha. Your muscle ain’t gonna burst in split of second bro. It will take a lot of time to transform that skinny body.
Speaking of gym, of course it is the place where people with big muscle loafing around. Yeah, same as here; they are always here. Some of them are muscle builder, wow that’s so cool.
And today’s workout was so terrible. I don’t know what’s wrong with my body; it feels like I was going to throw or something at that moment. Over do; yeah maybe that’s the reason behind this problem.
Well, some of them are really in XXL size, fat. Sorry, that is the truth. But, at least they are willing to loss their weight and regain their normal size.
Meanwhile, some of them are very skinny. The funniest part was when he always embraced himself in front of the mirror after every single time he had done lifting the dumbbell. Ha ha. Your muscle ain’t gonna burst in split of second bro. It will take a lot of time to transform that skinny body.
Speaking of gym, of course it is the place where people with big muscle loafing around. Yeah, same as here; they are always here. Some of them are muscle builder, wow that’s so cool.
And today’s workout was so terrible. I don’t know what’s wrong with my body; it feels like I was going to throw or something at that moment. Over do; yeah maybe that’s the reason behind this problem.
Tea Boo
“Puan, kitorang lupa buat teh”, the male worker in yellow cloth said to his boss.
“Lupa?” the female boss answered the question with another question.
He he. Don’t worry, tea boo will save me, the worker thought.
“DIE YOUR MORON!” cried the angry female boss while throwing some knifes to that worker.
*Ha ha. It’s funny if that advertisement turns out into something like this.
“Lupa?” the female boss answered the question with another question.
He he. Don’t worry, tea boo will save me, the worker thought.
“DIE YOUR MORON!” cried the angry female boss while throwing some knifes to that worker.
*Ha ha. It’s funny if that advertisement turns out into something like this.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Microorganism
This is Earth right? Of course. Its big right? Yeah, it is a big and beautiful planet.
Um, so this is the scale between our Earth and another planets in our galaxy. Still pretty big isn't? Yeah, bigger than Mars, Mercury and Pluto.
Err, now we are getting smaller. Uranus is big, but Saturn and Jupiter are HUGE!
Okay, okay. Now we are getting smaller and smaller. Ow, our Earth is just like a tiny black dot? Ugh, that is our Earth, then how about us? Pluto is almost invisible compare to the great Sun.
Uh oh. How about this? The great Sun compare to the Sirius, Pollux and Arcturus? Ow, ow. We are just like the smallest microorganism created by God.
Um, so this is the scale between our Earth and another planets in our galaxy. Still pretty big isn't? Yeah, bigger than Mars, Mercury and Pluto.
Err, now we are getting smaller. Uranus is big, but Saturn and Jupiter are HUGE!Okay, okay. Now we are getting smaller and smaller. Ow, our Earth is just like a tiny black dot? Ugh, that is our Earth, then how about us? Pluto is almost invisible compare to the great Sun.Uh oh. How about this? The great Sun compare to the Sirius, Pollux and Arcturus? Ow, ow. We are just like the smallest microorganism created by God.Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
True Form
Ah, now you are showing off your true self aren't you?
That is nice, but I already knew it. Thanks.
Thanks again for that show.
You are so generous.
No wonder why people hate you so much.
That is nice, but I already knew it. Thanks.
Thanks again for that show.
You are so generous.
No wonder why people hate you so much.
Hey, I am Free!
Ah, finally I am free. Ops I don’t meant that I am priceless. 100% discount but I just want to say that I am free from MUET. Ugh, what I need to do right now is just waiting for the result, maybe it will be announced in July or September.
My last paper, I think it can’t be consider as a paper because it was a speaking test. Uh, well, it was not going according to my plan; having a discussion with two adult women. And guest what? Our group was the last group for the second session. What the hell. Waiting like an old monkey, who seeks for heaven from the sky?
After waiting patiently, here comes my turn, I meant our turn. Ugh, and the discussion didn’t end with a good ending. For me, it was kind a frustrating. I had given my best effort, let them judge what I have done. Although my last paper was kind a shit, but still I want band 4 that badly. Uh.
My last paper, I think it can’t be consider as a paper because it was a speaking test. Uh, well, it was not going according to my plan; having a discussion with two adult women. And guest what? Our group was the last group for the second session. What the hell. Waiting like an old monkey, who seeks for heaven from the sky?
After waiting patiently, here comes my turn, I meant our turn. Ugh, and the discussion didn’t end with a good ending. For me, it was kind a frustrating. I had given my best effort, let them judge what I have done. Although my last paper was kind a shit, but still I want band 4 that badly. Uh.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
[-blank-]
Ah, I am speechless.
No, wordless is the right term for blogging isn't?
Blur; this is my current condition.
Its takes my breath away and I feels like messing in the air.
No, wordless is the right term for blogging isn't?
Blur; this is my current condition.
Its takes my breath away and I feels like messing in the air.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Mortal
"Little lowlife parasite".
That will be our first impression when we see cockroach, bug and other insects crawling below us. They are small and creepy and easy to crush but disgusting of course.
Sometimes when we are about to smash them into pieces, this thought comes unconsciously:
“Ah, they are small, useless and their life time is short too. I felt pity for you. It’s too cruel for me to end your short life in just one light feather smash, so I’ll let you go this time. Go away before I change my mind”.
Short life creatures, I said.
I think that is the way others creatures used to see us. Humans are creatures who live in just a short of time, but yet they managed to tears the earth apart. They never learn from their past histories, and war is just like their license to kill each others.
Ah, let them be. They will die soon anyway, because they are mortal.
That will be our first impression when we see cockroach, bug and other insects crawling below us. They are small and creepy and easy to crush but disgusting of course.
Sometimes when we are about to smash them into pieces, this thought comes unconsciously:
“Ah, they are small, useless and their life time is short too. I felt pity for you. It’s too cruel for me to end your short life in just one light feather smash, so I’ll let you go this time. Go away before I change my mind”.
Short life creatures, I said.
I think that is the way others creatures used to see us. Humans are creatures who live in just a short of time, but yet they managed to tears the earth apart. They never learn from their past histories, and war is just like their license to kill each others.
Ah, let them be. They will die soon anyway, because they are mortal.
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